15 February 2011

Parrot(ˈpærət)[n]: stuff

I posted a request for international travel advice in a well-known parrot forum that I am part of, since I began my transformation into Crazy Bird Lady.

One of the contributors adequately piggy-bagged on my question, posting: I have concerns as well because we will be moving to Australia in the future as we have a home on 5 acres in [random bay of] Queensland. Later on, she could not resist adding: I do not have any other pets but we have a beautiful 30 foot fishing boat and I have gotten estimates for shipping it over there... 

I get it lady, you have stuff. Expensive stuff. Well done, many internets for you. Now, back to my (soon to be expensive) parrot...

Humans suck.